You can only reblog this today.
I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again
cashier: sorry for your wait. we’re short-staffed today
millennial: oh that’s ok no worries :)
baby boomer:
Name: Ricardo Zuniga
Crime: Drug possession
i’m wet
fetty who?
bye. he look like the type to wanna fuck you with a gun to your head.
Where he stay?
Prison.










